UGH i hate it when people i don’t like quote bands i love get OUT

Please don’t tell me that Rollins just injured himself….

michigansmanofmayhem:

lnfamy:

i like sucking dick because of the control i have over boys. i got their dick and balls in my mouth. i could just bite down right now and end it all

This is horrifying. Yet we still won’t say no.

snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

(Source: snorlaxatives)

I’m at the bar right now. But I’m on tumblr.
My life.

basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

(Source: yahooanswerswtf)

dreamingofdoctorwho:

dreamingofdoctorwho:

DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM”

LIKE WHAT

IS THAT JUST ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT TOO

Every time my mom sees me on tumblr she asks me how many notes this has

4gifs:

When airport employees get bored

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

stravaganza:

geekophiliac:

THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH

YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL

OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING

OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING ABOUT WOOLEN SOCKS

JUST
POLYJUICE POTION

there’s a reason the book about it was in the forbidden section of the library

einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything